if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7
I really feel like while slytherins may be hard drinkers, they only do it in a controlled environment. slytherins don’t like when they loose control (unless, of course, that’s what their aiming for) unless they can control the circumstances. to a slytherin, being drunk is only acceptable with close friends and people they trust. (via derangedbella)
Addendum: Whiskey and vodka are favorites.
The world spent $1735 billion on war in 2012
It would cost approximately $135 billion to completely eradicate poverty.
Isn’t that a shocking example of how thing are prioritised globally
2014 so far
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday