i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
You can’t stop fat-shaming with skinny-shaming.
You can’t stop transphobia with cisphobia.
You can’t stop homophobia with straightphobia.
You can’t stop any hate with more hate.
thats right, you cant stop a real thing with an imaginary thing, thanks for telling me
Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not
if you are lgbt+ reblog this i have a secret to tell u
ok, the secret is……now listen carefully bc this is top secret information and only lgbt+ people can read this…………….i love u
today i saw a boy wearing a shirt with asexy flag colors and i thought nothing of it until some girl was flirting with him and he said “my anaconda won’t” and walked away