alisonshendrixs:

    if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

    (Source: imdonebye)

    thebiscuiteternal:

    typette:

    nadiaoxford:

    evilsoutherngentleman:

    megan-is-a-doll:

    dorkly:

    "Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

    "Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

    I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

    I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

    This is humanity’s most important achievement. 

    someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT

    Ugly wheezing laughter.

    anonymousbutpresent:

    nelerosaleomaria:

    ashermajestywishes:

    keepcalmimspidey:

    noboofs:

    When your friend hasn’t come out yet

    kstew your gay is showing

    Oh dear

    Since she has a history of dating men she might be bi.

    I think she’s bi. And I love how she isn’t censoring her affection and fashion to avoid rumours and shit. She’s just being her. I feel like a little shit for hating her for twilight. I actually liked her before her portrayal of Bella.

    (Source: kristenforthewin)

    100slytherin #25

    100slytherin:

    I really feel like while slytherins may be hard drinkers, they only do it in a controlled environment. slytherins don’t like when they loose control (unless, of course, that’s what their aiming for) unless they can control the circumstances. to a slytherin, being drunk is only acceptable with close friends and people they trust. (via derangedbella)

    Addendum: Whiskey and vodka are favorites. 

    AVEN 2014 Survey | The Asexual Visibility and Education Network | asexuality.org

    nethenclawpuff:

    The Asexual Visibility and Education Network (AVEN) is performing a large-scale survey.

    We are looking for any respondents who are part of the asexual spectrum, as well as people who are not part of the asexual spectrum. This survey includes some sensitive questions about sexual topics. Please distribute this announcement.

    The survey is open for some time. Later, statistical results will be published, providing crucial information about the demographics and needs of asexual-spectrum people.

    The survey can be accessed here.

    Ooooo, I think it’d be good if we could get a lot of primarily tumblr folk responded to this. 

    (Source: demigray)

    nirvanic-dreamer:

    The world spent $1735 billion on war in 2012

    It would cost approximately $135 billion to completely eradicate poverty.

     Isn’t that a shocking example of how thing are prioritised globally

    ultrafacts:

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    2014 so far

    the-coolest-cat-in-town:

    phampants:

    thesmashbro:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

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    June:

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    July:

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    August:
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    September

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    October

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    attackthellama:

    burn-it-down-28:

    msh30:

    team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

    team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

    team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

    mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    mrmeriwether:

    yeahbanero-bells:

    wolvensnothere:

    Whoa.

    I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

    CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    (Source: thetangential)